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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He didn't have enough time before she woke up to replace her toilet with a toilet that has a tiny hole that's just for farts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

He shouldn't have spent so much time in Turbo Time.