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[–] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think some compilers will just drop that in the optimization step.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Real pain in the ass when you're in embedded and your carefully placed NOPs get stripped

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Homer: "oh yeah speed ~~holes~~ sleep"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago