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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If Jack was really the World's Best Sysadmin the servers wouldn't go down when the power is cut off.

Also, he wouldn't rush to the security room. He'd hack into the servers remotely. No good sysadmin leaves their chair if they don't have to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@Semi-Hemi-Demigod @Diabolo96 @CowsLookLikeMaps @IsoKiero the power supply was off, but the network connections, power supply and cooling systems were fine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Shhh 🤫...don't tell nobody till the movie's out . We'll simply add text on one of the monitors pointing it and certainly a nerd with millions of subscribers will later make a 2 hour essay about how it's actually a genuis and yet subtle jab at the viewer for accepting any nonsense thrown at them when watching a movie or something like that. Problem Fixed.