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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Basic used "else".

It's nice. "if", "then", and "else". I spent a year programming a shitty roulette game on an Apple 2e back in high school. I still remember the joy of using if/then/else paired with goto to make a horrible mess of spaghetti logic.

But yeah, "else" is nice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Using a standalone 'else' would tickle my brain in the same nice way that being able to declare a variable inside an 'if' statement as if it were a 'for' loop (which you can do in modern C++) does.

[–] Lmaydev 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Many languages let you scope variables.

In c# you can create an arbitrary scope to declare variables in. Most likely in others as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah clever, didn't think of doing this. Not having to encapsulate if statements in scopes would still look cleaner though

[–] Lmaydev 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's handy if you're creating temp variables for single use that you don't need to use again.

Although I admit I've only ever done it a couple times lol

Again in c# you can omit the scope and only the next statement is part of an if or loop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ooh yes. Rust is king when it comes to this sort of inline stuff. Inline match. Mmmmmm!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Block scoped variables are bad?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let's just scrap every language except various forms of BASIC.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please God, no. I had to unravel terminal scripting code that was written in some propriety BASIC language with basically no documentation.

Took me a chunk of time trying to figure out how it worked before I made the realization that it was BASIC

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago