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I am straight (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

He's so straight he doesn't like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!

Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!

Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can't shake the need to put them in his mouth.