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LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I'd post some pics of the girls I've dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn't ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let's just say they're neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren't afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she's not a child. π€·π»ββοΈ)
40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my "market share" spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on "sexual market value". Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.
tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You'll make it someday.
EDIT: I should note; I ain't rich, in case anyone wants to play that card on me.
Bruh this reads like it was written by a 15 year old.
Oh God itβs Reddit all over again.
Kind of love it though
cool fanfic bro
No one on Lemmy has an attractive partner.
How do I tag Margot Robbie?
This feels like a green text itself.
lemmy OC, bro!