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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

"Undercover Cops have to tell you if they're a cop," or other variations I remember hearing all throughout high school.

Somehow though, organized crime hasn't figured out this one simple trick to ferreting out undercover cops in their midst, just ask them.

Also: "Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A one word answer that covers so many questions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not if you wrap it before you tap it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

you can't go wrong if you shield your dong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Its the Criminal Bro Code