Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, really, how could anyone think that the abilities to eat and to see are in any way related to human health?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can see their point if instead of being fleshy humans, we are androids without mouths and cameras instead of eyes.

Then they can collect all the premiums and not have to pay out! Brilliant business strategy. Time to start converting people into robots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope I'm part of a pneumatic delivery system! Like human centipede, but bidirectional.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

A switch shitter?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Sure but what do you do when your oens gets scratched?