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if you don't believe that adding more structure to the absolute maniacal catastrophe that is sql is a good thing then i'm going to start to have doubts about your authenticity as a human being
If you think this is more structured than traditional SQL, I really disagree. Is this a select * query, it's ambiguous. Also what table is being queried here there's no from or other table identifier.
Me trying to remember on whose output data
having
,count
,sum
, etc. workOnce you know functions you would have no reason to go back.
I propose we make SQL into this:
(Sorry for any glaring mistakes, I'm too lazy right now to know what I'm doing)
..and I bet I just reinvented the wheel, maybe some JavaScript ORM?
Because you never learned SQL properly, from the sound of it.
Also, ORMs produce trash queries and are never expressive enough.
ORMs produce good queries if you know what you do. Which requires proper knowledge of SQL, unfortunately.
You might be right, though, to be fair, I also keep forgetting syntax of stuff when I don't use it very often (read SQL (._.`))
I meant to say that I would like the raw SQL syntax to be more similar to other programming languages to avoid needing to switch between thinking about different flows of logic
Well, if you lose the OOPism of those dots, we can talk.
Anyway, I'm really against the "having" tag. You need another keyword so that you can apply your filter after the group by?
That's a good point, I didn't even think about it, maybe a more functional style would make more sense?
Boy then are you going to hate
QUALIFY
Yes, I do. It's a lot of effort and hidden functionality to try to paper over the fact that the statements do not compose.
having is less annoying way of not doing needless/bug-prone repetition. if you
select someCalculatedValue(someInput) as lol
you can addhaving lol > 42
in mysql, whereas without (ie in pgsql) you’d need to dowhere someCalculatedValue(someInput) > 42
, and make sure changes to that call stay in sync despite how far apart they are in a complex sql statement.Postgres has the
having
clause. If it didn't, that wouldn't work, as you can't use aggregates in awhere
. If you have to make do withouthaving
, for some reason, you can use a subquery, something likeselect * from (select someCalculatedValue(someInput) as lol) as stuff where lol > 42
, which is very verbose, but doesn't cause the sync problem.Also, I don't think they were saying the capability
having
gives is bad, but that a new query language should be designed such that you get that capability without it.most languages have some first or third party lib that implements a query builder
Check out Spark: https://github.com/apache/spark/blob/master/examples/src/main/python/sql/basic.py
Thanks for the suggestion! It looks interesting, not quite what I expected looking at that file*, but that may very well be better
Edit: other examples seem a bit more similar to mine, cool!
No. The arrow function in where eliminates any possibility of using indexes. And how do you propose to deal with logical expressions without resorting to shit like
.orWhereNot()
and callback hell? And, most importantly, what about joins?Huh? Sql is one of the most powerful, action packed (as in you can move lots of shit with few commands) languages out there.
It's transferable and ubiquitous.
powerful isn't the same as well-structured
it was written to be a language that anybody could read or write as well as english, which just like every other time that's been tried, results in a language that's exactly as anal about grammar as C or Python except now it's impossible to remember what that structure is because adding anything to the language to make that easier is forbidden
when you write a language where its designers were so keen for it to remain human readable that they made deleting all rows in a table the default action, i don't think "well structured" can be used to describe it
Disagree, the difference between "week structured" and needing to know the rules of the verbs is pretty big, to me.
but sql doesn't need to be structured that's what abstraction layers and models are for
SQL is literally structured query language
SQL is incredibly structured. It's also a very good language, and developers need to stop piling on junk on top of it and producing terrible queries. Learn the damn language. It's not that hard