Programmer Humor

19706 readers

146 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

492

GitHub Desktop or Git CLI? (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd to c/programmer_humor

159 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah, rebase -i, squash, fsck and reflog

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Must be an interesting work if you never add, commit or push.

Edit: How the hell did you get the repo without clone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pshaw, real programmers write out the contents of .git by hand.

(Also, it was a joke, the last two commands I listed are ones you'll ideally never need in your life)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I was scared of reflog too. Had to use it for the first time recently after I accidentally'd a branch that I hadn't pushed to remote yet. I was so glad that I could recover it all in <5 commands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

reflog saved my life once after a stupid misshap.

All rebase are belong to us (onto, rebase, and ofc interactive) but what's fsck (I don't squash personally)?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fsck is File System Check - realistically you should never need to use it.