Sounds like he was sneaking sniffs in the flammable cabinet a little too often.

Famously impossible thing to detect in historical records: massive amounts of uranium-235.

Pfff I'm sorry but no, it was the cats.

You see cats have powers similar to Telekinesis. Why do you think they choose rivers surrounded by deserts to start the first civilizations. Sandboxes everywhere they please.

But one dark day the Faraó Ramses forgot to refil the food pile because and I quote "but it still had food from yesterday".

This one mistake doomed humanity to the eternal silence treatment.

(and that's why his tomb sucked, his was the first that humans actually had to build)

I do really enjoy the theory that the great pyramids are actually industrial reactant chambers.

Great filter theory bit it already happened and nobody noticed.

She must go to some good parties.