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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It would have taken 5 minutes at most

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

My Graphics card/ssd wouldn't be able to handle the skipping of such big files

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah, even if it was from the beginning of dawn. No need to check out tape before the guy parked his bike.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But thats 5 minutes of killin' time they'll never get back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

On my site's security nvr, it takes five minutes just to convince it that you want to search a particular camera