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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So who else went into the article with a vastly different expectation as to what actually happened?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. The first thing I noticed was that he was posing for the picture like a boss. I was like, that guy has life figured out. He got stuck in a glory hole and he owns it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"Ray Fisher was attempting to use the Glory Hole on his boat but the current was too strong."

I'm dead...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Based on the image and the community I actually expected just the right thing. 😂