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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wrong

The police exists to protect the status quo. Try overthrowing any immoral law or legally but immoral behavior and you'll see how efficiently they move about.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Before handing out life advice maybe try it IRL and see how it goes. It's kinda fun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I tried being born rich but it didn't work this time around. Maybe next re incarnation?