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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 442 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (39 children)

Yeah, pigs don't like to be corrected. Or made to look like they don't know what they're doing.

[–] [email protected] 268 points 9 months ago (25 children)

And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.

[–] lars 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn't want to be late to service.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

What you're entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what's a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

God made them do it!

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