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[โ€“] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Exactly my point. We will not be investing an hour looking at the footage to pinpoint the time of theft, now get out!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Show up with a box of donuts.

"Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!"

"Oh, I don't think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!"

"No problem, I know a way that won't take that long..."