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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I'll tell the client it'll be ready in 2h.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mr. Manager calling from a group

Hi everyone, I know we're all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Two thousand GPUs