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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by agilob to c/programmer_humor

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amateur. You want real performance? Code in prod. Literally could not be better for collaboration to have the whole team working directly from production servers. Best part? You get INSTANT feedback.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Another benefit is you never have to worry about merge conflicts