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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob to c/programmer_humor
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My old boss (at a sturtup with some ten ppl) loved to do this. When you’re done with your work, merge to master. Boss-man would then revert the commits if he didn’t like the result. Since the branches all were merged, no-one knew what was actually in prod. Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago