Just so long as it's in dark mode. Light backgrounds burn my eyes after spending so much time in my mom's basement subsisting only on hotpockets and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They mean the body pillow.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"We named the dog Natalie Portman."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

o.o'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Or their set of Star Wars Episode 1 commemorative plates.