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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob to c/programmer_humor
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes, especially the newbies who don't know what they're doing.

[–] SpeakinTelnet 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[–] SpeakinTelnet 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't hurt their morale!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I honestly wouldn't see this as a problem. But if you break something it's up to you to fix it. But we also don't do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I don't know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror