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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If wasting the end pieces of sliced bread upsets you, I've got some devastating news...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasting anything that's still safe to eat should upset you

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noted. Can you offer me any advice regarding this milk I just spilled?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah dude. I'm sorry. That's devastating. It's ok to cry. Anyone would

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is only one rule about this event, and your suggestion is a violation of that rule

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See this is the kind of generational trauma we need to stop.

Generations have been telling their children that their feelings on spilled milk are invalid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what about spilled miak?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It took you too long to reply. The milk curdled and went all rubbery in that time. Oh, you don't like that I'm ignoring your advice? Well, tough cheese.

[–] silas 1 points 1 year ago

Try spilling sweetened condensed milk next time, it takes longer to spoil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But those parts are the best parts

They've got so much more crust than the rest of the loaf

[–] silas 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my goodness… Is this my first [email protected]? Aw…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On a meta note, I just fell for your community link.

[–] silas 4 points 1 year ago

If it makes you feel better, I fell for my own community link

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

At least we know which side OP's bread is ~~buttered~~ stapled on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it really a waste if it's a bread in the forest? I'm pretty sure there are atleast some animals which would definitely ate this.

[–] silas 2 points 1 year ago

Tell us you scour the forest for bread every night without telling us you do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, not 1 (one) slice of bread! Millions will starve!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Is it still 1 (one) slice of bread if it's a whole community of people sharing pics of how they wasted bread?

Is is still wasted if it's 1 (one) slice of bread?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, think of it this way. Since a monkey will be able to eat this, it'll mean one less gazelle eaten. So really this saves lives

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know a whole lot about monkeys, but I'm pretty sure they don't eat gazelles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ur ignrance is shoing