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The temptation is always there (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can do better, define intergalactic variables that share the same memory location across multiple programs so you can seamlessly pass variables from one to the next.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The ONE TRUE CONSTANT; even with an infinite universe, the value is the same in all of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Are the legends really true?

[–] Decompose 4 points 2 years ago

Is that you... Windows 95?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

But not sand memory. It's coars ena drogjh and irritating and gets everywhere.