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She wasn't even the one twerking... she just happened to be near someone twerking... how dare she?
Just when you thought this story couldn’t get and fucking dumber.
Im weak on Louisiana geography and map knowledge,
How far was this from the place where tbe tourism is/was based on women baring their breasts?
Username check out
Low effort post, fails to see point of post they are replying too.
Go back to reddit.
Fascinating, Ive never seen an account self analyze their own comments before.
Ive never seen anyone with such horrible reading comprehension as yourself.
Did someone have to bribe your primary teachers to get you past the 3rd grade?
You suck
Maybe one day you will be more than subhuman shit, but that day is not close
Oooh a swear word, im sobhurt, scared, and intimidated.
Such pathetic gangstalking trolls you turned out to be.
Weak zing, hardly anything to do with my comment, limp attempt at insults, 3/10.
You wanna try again? Ill give you a mulligan.
Hey Mulligan Man!
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It's a play on words for "Hey Culligan Man!" which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90's in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w
You're barking up the wrong tree.
This guy is one can and the plastic packaging that kills turtles short of a six pack.
How they escaped Fife, Alabama i have no idea.
Try one that does not mirror my reply this time!
0/10, you did worse bud, you wasted that mulligan
More derivative tripe.
You could not humor your way out of a wet paper bag.
See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport
In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.
You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.
At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.
Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.
You need a win where you can find it.
Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.
Youve been studying, havent you?
Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.
But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.
Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.
Ah and back down to 3/10. And I had such hope
I never had hope for you.
Never will.
it would definitely be weird for a student to have hope for their teacher, yeah
You most certainly have taught me nothing.
You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.
I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.
Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.
Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!
It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.
Ugh, you are truly an insufferable cyst.
You accuse me of trying hard, yet you perpetuate this exchange just to be out classed at every turn.
Take a bath, masturbate, and find something else to do.
You know, these zing attempts would sound a lot less lame if you stopped cracking the thesaurus for each one.
You arent trying to use an AI on your assignments, are you? Cause that will earn you an F pretty quick. The school doesnt take kindly to cheating.
Airballed that post, sport.
I is educated, just not by you as we covered earler.
Dodging the question is not a great look when youre suspected of cheating. Do you want to try again, or do we need to contact your parents?
Dude, your stealing the school theme from me.
You have zero independant thought.
Your troll skills are lacking.
As is the rest of you most lilely.
I think we are going to need to bring this up at the next parent teacher conference. Cheating is not acceptable behavior, and youve been warned multiple times about this.
You will be failing this class, as well. I am sorry, but I dont have much choice.
The mental illness is fully apparent now.
You really should call someone before you act out and harm someone.
Are you threatening a teacher?
Are you asking for a suspension?
The Mental Health Hotline 866-903-3787 https://mentalhealthhotline.org/
Well that certainly earns you a weeks suspension. And youre on track to be held back a year, if this behavior keeps up.