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Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.
But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.
Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.
Ah and back down to 3/10. And I had such hope
I never had hope for you.
Never will.
it would definitely be weird for a student to have hope for their teacher, yeah
You most certainly have taught me nothing.
You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.
I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.
Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.
Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!
It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.
Ugh, you are truly an insufferable cyst.
You accuse me of trying hard, yet you perpetuate this exchange just to be out classed at every turn.
Take a bath, masturbate, and find something else to do.
You know, these zing attempts would sound a lot less lame if you stopped cracking the thesaurus for each one.
You arent trying to use an AI on your assignments, are you? Cause that will earn you an F pretty quick. The school doesnt take kindly to cheating.
Airballed that post, sport.
I is educated, just not by you as we covered earler.
Dodging the question is not a great look when youre suspected of cheating. Do you want to try again, or do we need to contact your parents?
Dude, your stealing the school theme from me.
You have zero independant thought.
Your troll skills are lacking.
As is the rest of you most lilely.
I think we are going to need to bring this up at the next parent teacher conference. Cheating is not acceptable behavior, and youve been warned multiple times about this.
You will be failing this class, as well. I am sorry, but I dont have much choice.
The mental illness is fully apparent now.
You really should call someone before you act out and harm someone.
Are you threatening a teacher?
Are you asking for a suspension?
The Mental Health Hotline 866-903-3787 https://mentalhealthhotline.org/
Well that certainly earns you a weeks suspension. And youre on track to be held back a year, if this behavior keeps up.