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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you've experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.

I probably wouldn't be able to say that's the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or maybe it's this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it "humor"? I've also heard them call it a "joke" as well.

that might be it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Your mother is a hamster and you're father smells of elderberries

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Thanks! I never understood the hamster part.

Elderberries/drunk makes was easy due to gin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Knowing what it means now actually makes it less funny. I thought it was just random nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am Father Smells of Elderberries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Dude stop it your making me laugh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That’s just ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

What will these crazy kids come up with next?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I wonder if his friends can him "Chris" or "Uh."