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Mayonnaise (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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1@jesse_saenz Jesse Saenz

Thanks #duolingo I'm sure this phrase will naturally come up in all types of daily interactions. #german #deutschlernen

(A screenshot of Duo lingo) Liebst du Mayo oder liebst du mich?

Do you love mayonnaise or do you love me?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't know how much Germans love mayo, then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Germans? not as much, Slaves? damn, they would end the world for one more spoonful of mayo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Slaves

Err...did you mean to type "Slavs?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

autocorrect XD, that one time you don't check, but ima keep it, it's funny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those damn slaves and their... checks notes ... lust for mayo?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We Dutch need all the mayo. Where are you hiding the mayo?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So what's this 'hollandaise' then? What are you hiding from us?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

we sold it, you'll need to go (to) Hungry

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pommes mit Mayo? Spinnst du?