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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was working the graveyard shift at a service station and a junkie put a knife to my throat and suggested that the money in the register should really be in his pocket.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Opened the register and gave them the money. Waited till they left and called the cops.

No pay rate, and certainly not what I was earning, is worth getting your throat cut protecting someone else's cash.

Life is not an action movie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I would do the same 👍