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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The one I hate? Your unit tests pass when run locally, and in your sandbox environment, and in dev, and in UAT, but prod? Fuck that, failing with reckless abandon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unit tests or integration tests?

[–] philm 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are you kidding me? Tests in prod? Hopefully that means you didn't fully roll out. That means someone didn't get a 3am page.

This sounds like a god-damned resounding success.