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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

to whom?? TO WHOM!?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The answer is: Santa

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And he is not pleased.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to him

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

su
apt install consent
exit
touch women

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

su  

Enter password:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

hunter2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

All I see is *******