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UttarPradesh man bites his neighbors genitals in fight over goats. (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but how do you bite someone's genitals hard enough to need stitches if they're wearing clothes? How do you push someone down, get their junk out, and bite through the skin without getting your eyes gouged out?