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UttarPradesh man bites his neighbors genitals in fight over goats. (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey thanks for cross posting! i will leave my comment here from other thread

This was in my city Shahjahanpur (pronounced : Shah Jahan pur) The incident that took place in Roza left the goat owner injured, requiring four stitches. FIR against Gangaram under IPC sections 323 (voluntarily causing hurt), 504 (intentional insult) and 506 (criminal intimidation)." Just last year, again in Uttar Pradesh, a man had cut off the genitals of his male friend in Bareilly after the latter recorded a video of him in a compromising situation and set about extorting money from the individual. Police said “The victim will recover over time and can live a normal life. We’ll take strict action against Gangaram”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but how do you bite someone's genitals hard enough to need stitches if they're wearing clothes? How do you push someone down, get their junk out, and bite through the skin without getting your eyes gouged out?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ropes