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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me as a junior dev writing 1000 lines of spaghetti code everyday: "Let's go!!!"

Me as a senior dev writing 5 lines of code everyday and spent the rest of the day reviewing thousands LoC commits from my juniors: "I didn't sign up for this. I should've learn carpentry instead."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Newbie tradesmen: laughs in the wrong kind of screw.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

“I didn’t sign up for this. I should’ve learn carpentry instead.”

I know a programmer who got fed up with corporate bullshit and did exactly that; they just got their diploma from a vocational school and now they're officially a carpenter.