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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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the xinjiang stuff is actually way more insidious than cultural genocide and organ farming that msm tells you about
what they actually do is brainwash you into getting a job, during which they implant you with subliminal commands to get a mortgage and a family, programmed to activate after you complete the 'employment training'. after you fulfill these subliminal directives (with the help of targeted down payment discounts and government assigned gfs) the brainwashing wears off and suddenly all those rounded up prospective freedom fighters wake up, stuck on the hamster wheel for life
aint no one ever fed their kids on a freedom fighter's salary, lemme tell ya. these guys are just stuck being desk jockeys for the rest of their lives. fates worse than death
Fuck off hexbear