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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Give me a perfect spec and I'll give a perfect timeline

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No you won't, because even if everything is perfectly specced you'll encounter unforeseen issues during implementation. So you'll either overestimate or underestimate the time required.