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I have a running joke with a friend about "what Jeff wants to sell me today".
(Jeff being Jeff Bezos, i.e. Amazon recommendations.)
Strange things Jeff has wanted to sell me recently:
After playing a bit of Baldur's Gate 3, I now imagine Jeff Bezos as a deep gnome merchant with an astonishingly random assortment of products ....
I'm imagining you going into wal mart, arriving at checkout with all those items in a row. Queue very skeptical look from the cashier.
This is my falcon, Awk Sed Fred ...
Queue is a line of something. Cue is a hint or signal.
Uhh, nah I totally meant that they're queueing up their skeptical looks. Yeah, totally on purpose.