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[โ€“] tyw0kki 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trying to do Postgresql TLS /w Internal PKI chain created by Cert-Manager made me want to throw my laptop out the window yesterday.

This stuff is hard.

[โ€“] RandomDevOpsDude 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just tell the security team to handle it ๐Ÿ˜Ž

(My security team would NOT be amused by this joke suggestion)

[โ€“] tyw0kki 10 points 1 year ago

I am the security team :'(

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not who you replied to, but mine would tell me no and then laugh at me

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use a postgresql operator for that.

How many postgresql databases without replication and backup if have seen .... and 90% of then contained critical data.

If you really need to run the db inside containers, never by hand.

And as a full time postgresql dba: NEVER run your production databases inside k8s