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[–] bloodfoot 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And if you’re male.

Edit: FFS does no one realize that women experience sex differently from men? Bad sex with an oblivious partner can be downright painful for a woman. The same is typically not true for men. My point was not that women don’t have sex or that they don’t enjoy sex. My point is that they don’t experience it the same way as men.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought women have sex too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Women don't exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No you don't exist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of us exist. Does that settle it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

We're all NPC's in some grand simulation running on a server in a warehouse long forgotten about and abandoned by the gods.