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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can't even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you're going to learn brainfuck.

"Worse than COBOL." This is a terrifying concept. 😱

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.