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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exceptions don't exists and ask errors must be handled at every level. It's infuriating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I actually kind of like the error handling. Code should explain why something was a problem, not just where it was a problem. You get a huge string of "couldn't foobar the baz: target baz was not greebleable: no greeble provider named fizzbuzz", and while the strings are long as hell they are much better explanations for a problem than a stack trace is.

[–] msage -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahaha, fuck no, I've dealt with exception-less code enough in my life, kthxbye

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think you missed a memo. Exceptions are bad and errors as values are in… I’ll have Harold forward it to you