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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write "husband".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

[–] colorado 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's ageist.