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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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Women who get bit: Guess I'll die 🤷♀️
"the erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience"
From the article, no escape women
Never heard of clitoris erections? The clitoris is just a tiny penis
The penis is just a big clitoris.
Meanwhile, hyenas
I'm not clicking that shit, thank you.
It's just a Wikipedia link OwO
Adding the extra spice with OwO
I am simply stating the trUwUth