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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported.

The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Penis inspection day is now today!

I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now