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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you get to choose. One outcome seems better than the other.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, the outcomes are not mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah this is what happened to that old man in the first clerks movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

One of the best movies ever. So New Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Death by snu snu?