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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You guys have chips in schools? Bruh...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cheerios are a breakfast cereal. Generally considered a relatively healthy one due to their lack of added sugars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My bad. I was thinking of cheetos

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, I can see how you got to "bruh" there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I know someone said cheerios are cereal, which they are. But we do indeed have chips, or crisps, in our schools.