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Also, do y'all call main() in the if block or do you just put the code you want to run in the if block?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Only took 27 years to make the Java "Hello, world!" kinda sane.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Free standing functions in Java?! This can't be true.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I know right? It even has var with implicit typing now. While I prefer Kotlin any day, there's been quite a few qol improvements to Java over the last few years.