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"Yeah, but neither does the damage I take!" *proceeds to do nothing but play on his phone for the session* - The Hypothetical Fighter I Now Hate

Also, you have an incredibly appropriate username for this conversation. Have you taken steps along the Path of the Muscle Wizard?

(Swipe typing autocorrect turned "steps" into "steroids" three times in a row. I think my phone is becoming sentient.)