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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't know if I like soup. The only soup I ever had was cambells, and it was awful. But then everybody tells me that cambells is the bottom of the barrel scum of the soup world.

So maybe I just don't like cambells.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Hey, you're like me. I HATED soup for decades. Can soup BS was disgusting. Soup on the side of my burger, gross.

Then I went to a real soup place. Like all they did was soup. Like professional level soup that's $8 a cup or $12 a bowl.

My god - it was incredible. I now understand the Soup Nazi bit of why anybody would tolerate that behavior.

I went from clean shaven anti-souper to a god damn soup coke fiend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Campbell's classic chicken noodle hits different when you're recovering from a bout of norovirus.

But generally yes, canned soup is pretty bad. There's a ton of soups across most global cuisines, so many so that it's borderline unbelievable that you've never tried a single one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And soup is so easy to make from scratch, it seems feeble to open a can. But yeah, OK, if you're sick, that's another thing.