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Mammals have eggs. They are just usually very small. Except for platypus.
The only requirement for being a mammal is nipples. Or, more specifically, mammary glands.
Fur and three inner-ear bones and a broad neocortex are important, too...but not as big as nipples.
I have nipples Greg; can you milk me?
Ok, but then what about smurfs