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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Mammals have eggs. They are just usually very small. Except for platypus.

The only requirement for being a mammal is nipples. Or, more specifically, mammary glands.

Fur and three inner-ear bones and a broad neocortex are important, too...but not as big as nipples.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I have nipples Greg; can you milk me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ok, but then what about smurfs