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The Future Is Now (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Most of my emails you can ignore after the first two or three sentences. Sometimes actual bullet points. Anyone who wants to know more details can read the body.

Subject: Update on project X

successful with reanimating dead tissue.
complications caused us to terminate all test subjects and sterilize the lab.
no other issue. New processes pending next tabletalk exercise.

We successfully reanimated tissues in the lab. The virus went airborne and infected a lab rabbits. Said rabbit starting eating the others in when back in the cage. We terminated all the live test subjects and sterized the lab room. All staff were in full PPE with no compromise. Tabletalk is scheduled with department heads to plan next formula, safety and security procedures.